Hey! Wait! I've got a new complaint...

[j4]

If I were a Tetris block, I would be a L-Shaped Tetris Block! I am flexible, creative and innovative. I can be used in a variety of ways, for many different purposes; I'm probably bisexual, or at least I sleep around a lot. Use me right, and I will make your world a better place. Analyse your personality in Tetris Blocks!

Grrr. This would be such a cool answer if it wasn't for one sentence.

I want to be the five-block diagonal piece in Welltris. The one that no matter what you do it doesn't fit into anything and you spend the next 100 or so pieces rearranging the entire screen around it, but you kind of relish the challenge even while you're cursing it, because without it the game would get too boring.

Or a heart-shaped piece. That would be cool.

Comments

[mobbsy.livejournal.com]

You've now inspired me to listen to In Utero again.

[j4.livejournal.com]

I love that track, but never really got into the album. Don't think I've even got a copy any more, I gave all my Nirvana albums to my sister. (Except the tape of 'Bleach' which I kept for bizarre not-very-sentimental reasons.)

Teenage angst has paid off well; now I'm bored and old

[barnacle.livejournal.com]

She eyes me like the piece she needs to complete
I've been trapped with all her heart-shaped blocks for a week
I was drawn into your magnet puzzle game
I wish I could make another four-row play

Hey
Wait
I've got a real complaint
For I don't ever get the block that I need
Too
Late
Covered the hole again
Forever get caught by the increase in speed

Game-playing crusties have the high score yet
Cut their teeth on Space Invaders and Willy Jet Set
Broken keyboard on your desktop where I played
Throw down a "T" and a square so I can make the grade

Hey
Wait
Restart from level eight
Forever on disk are your games all saved
"Please
Wait
Loading the bonus stage?"
Alexey is spinning around in his grave