Clothes horse

[j4]

I do not need a khaki silk hoodie jacket. I do not need scarlet silk skirts, gold-coloured Chinese-style silk shirts, or big purple velvet dresses from Monsoon. I do not need a tight-fitting DKNY t-shirt, no matter how gay it looks; and I do not need a big crochet jumper in all the colours of the rainbow. I would never have an occasion on which to wear a electric-blue linen embroidered suit, much less a bizarre black leather party frock with huge leather roses sewn to the front; and while I could probably find occasions on which to wear a skinny-fit Warehouse top with Damien-Hirst-style dots on it, I still don't need any more bloody skinny-fit tops.

I have, however, been looking for a pair of PVC lace-up-the-sides trousers in my size and shape for a very long time. So I bought 'em. :)

Comments

[hairyears.livejournal.com]

Adjust your mind: it's more fun to think: 'unlace-down-the-sides' trousers. Threre'd be no shortage of volunteers.

[j4.livejournal.com]

Hah -- they don't really unlace, though. I mean, they do, but not down to the skin -- there's a panel of fabric underneath/behind the two 'lace-up' edges. It's just for the look of the thing really.