Season's grouchings

[j4]

Several days before Christmas the world sent to me:

Twelve exes stalking,
Eleven snarky comments,
Ten macros breaking,
Nine non-deliveries,
Eight great big phone bills,
Seven rainy cycles,
Six frozen fingers,
Five messy rooooooooooooms...
Four long queues,
Three chesty coughs,
Two flamewars
AND A BIG DOSE OF PMT*.

* which may possibly have caused me to exaggerate the quantities of the other irritants.

Comments

[aardvark179.livejournal.com]

Twelve exes stalking? I now have this image of you walking down a street while a large mob tries to follow you while remaining out of site.

[j4.livejournal.com]

It's not quite that bad (as I said there was slight exaggeration...) but it's a lovely image!

[taimatsu]

I feel like I need a dirty mac and a leer now. :)

[brrm.livejournal.com]

I've got about 15 clean macs, I could lend you one.

Oh right. Never mind.