Season's grouchings

[j4]

Several days before Christmas the world sent to me:

Twelve exes stalking,
Eleven snarky comments,
Ten macros breaking,
Nine non-deliveries,
Eight great big phone bills,
Seven rainy cycles,
Six frozen fingers,
Five messy rooooooooooooms...
Four long queues,
Three chesty coughs,
Two flamewars
AND A BIG DOSE OF PMT*.

* which may possibly have caused me to exaggerate the quantities of the other irritants.

Comments

[hairyears.livejournal.com]

There's a geek bedroom version of this somewhere: in among the leads-a-leaping, it goes into mouldy pizza slices, six old fajitas, fi-ive co-oo-old wings...

..Or was it token rings? The biker version is 'Five GoldWings.