Oh, go on then...

[j4]

Fill in the blanks:

I ____ j4.
j4 is ____.
If I were alone in a room with j4, I would _______.
I think j4 should _____.
j4 needs ______.
I want to ____________ j4.

I'd like to know who says what, but I don't really mind anonymous responses. Really I'd just like to see as many responses as possible, because it's moderately interesting and IT'S NOT ANOTHER BLOODY CLICKY-BOXEY AM-I-GOTH-OR-NOT QUIZ.

And I must say, actually, it'd be refreshing to see some honest-to-goodness dirty responses to this meme. Or is everybody too polite and too British to say things like "I want to fuck [whoever]", or "[whoever] needs a damn good seeing-to"?

Comments

[songster.livejournal.com]

I don't really know j4.
j4 is vaguely interesting in a spying-on-this-person-I-know-from-newsgroups way.
If I were alone in a room with j4, I would wonder how the hell that happened.
I think j4 should totally ignore my answers, for obvious reasons</>.
j4 needs... er, a cup of tea? Usually a safe option, anyway.
I want to win a huge amount of money. If asked nicely enough, I might even give some to j4.

[j4.livejournal.com]

j4 is vaguely interesting in a spying-on-this-person-I-know-from-newsgroups way

Ah, hello, so that's who you are. :)

If I were alone in a room with j4, I would wonder how the hell that happened.

Rest of cam.misc being slow to turn up to a meet in the nice quiet upstairs bit of the Castle?

j4 needs... er, a cup of tea? Usually a safe option, anyway.

Right now I think I need something a little stronger, but tea is good anyway.

I want to win a huge amount of money. If asked nicely enough, I might even give some to j4.

Like it. If you win the lottery, I'll bear this in mind!