Oh, go on then...

[j4]

Fill in the blanks:

I ____ j4.
j4 is ____.
If I were alone in a room with j4, I would _______.
I think j4 should _____.
j4 needs ______.
I want to ____________ j4.

I'd like to know who says what, but I don't really mind anonymous responses. Really I'd just like to see as many responses as possible, because it's moderately interesting and IT'S NOT ANOTHER BLOODY CLICKY-BOXEY AM-I-GOTH-OR-NOT QUIZ.

And I must say, actually, it'd be refreshing to see some honest-to-goodness dirty responses to this meme. Or is everybody too polite and too British to say things like "I want to fuck [whoever]", or "[whoever] needs a damn good seeing-to"?

Comments

Re: Try these!

[j4.livejournal.com]

Childhood Regression Night

You don't need to blame DougSoc for this -- I knew about this idea long before I'd ever heard of DougSoc. A friend of mine had a Childhood Regression Party for her 18th birthday, and very entertaining it was too. The only real problem is that having a childlike party would mean I couldn't dress up in exciting clothes (as I usually like to for parties). The idea of 5-year-olds in PVC catsuits or corsets or insanely high heels is just... disturbing.

Impractical idea for present; the five blessings of Chinese art: easy death, longevity, serenity, virtue and wealth.

What a wonderful set of blessings. I don't think I've ever heard them before, but they're a great thing to aspire to. (Are they in order of importance?)

Re: Try these!

[jiggery-pokery.livejournal.com]

The idea of 5-year-olds in exciting clothes is, I agree, disturbing, but there have been many others commenting that children are wearing rapidly increasingly exciting clothes recently. Draw your own line, because the set-to-shock fashion industry probably won't, claiming that those adults who have never grown particularly tall deserve to wear exciting/fetish/different-people-will-see-it-in-different-ways clothes just as much as those of us who have reached four, five, six or seven feet in height. What a black thought.

Blessings source: "A Book of Numbers", John Grant (pseudonym), Ashgrove Press, 1982 - ISBN 0 906798 19 1. No order implicated, but I know I'd prefer to experience them all starting at the fifth and working backwards rather than working forwards. Probably tied together with the Chinese reading right to left, or something.

OK. I'm off to watch the news. (Nearly put "read the news" first time...)